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The perfect name for your bff, weird and wonderful goblin toez will not disappoint, goblin toez is a kind, outgoing person and you are god damn lucky to know goblin toez!
Person 1: omg they're so amazing
Person 2: call them goblin toez
A filthy degenerate goblin with a very boogery cock. Also known as a filthy tiny hat or money grabbing freshly mutilated baby dick sucker who hates goyim.
Check out Goblin Boogercock over there... his "people" own the banks and 96% of the media.
A "Salt Goblin" is another word for a bogey.
A: oof, that was a hell of a sneeze!
B: yes, it sent all the Salt Goblins falling out of your nose, careful so they don't hide in your mouth.
A: ew, a mighty sneeze indeed..
Someone who has more than 1 beverage at a time. 1 for hydration, 1 for energy & 1 for fun.
Why does Stacy need so many drink? Her drinks are taking up the whole desk. She is such a beverage goblin.
The act of inserting one's big toe into another's unsuspecting anal sphincter, commonly during sleep.
Ezra's girlfriend was often known to give him the Goblin Toe during their cuddle sessions.
The act of inserting one's big toe into another's unsuspecting butthole, most commonly done during sleep.
Arnold's wife would often incessantly give him Goblin Toe during their late-night cuddle sessions.
a dope goblin is a person who clearly uses hard drugs but claims sobreity publicly. the dope fiend the your Facebook page giving steady updates on their life that on one cares about. (statuses, selfies, etc)
that dope goblin is claiming to be clean on Facebook for the 5th time this year... oh wow smh