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1. An english word for Love
but ex like time is space is music, you use and can it differently.
2. When referring to an entity, it is most commonly meaning one of 8 animal gods Cat(christian, child), Monkey, Wolf(chance), Mermaid(goddess), Reptile(yoda, frog), Father(man), Owl(l o r d), Hawk(darkness, witnessing, seer)
In the Name of God, you are Nothing for me...
What's all this love about the world without knowing it was God in name alone, you think?
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CHUCK Shirley, also known as a wonderful, drunk character from the most beautiful SHOW ever created, Supernatural on CW
Person: oh my god
Supernatural fan: don't you mean oh my chuck skank
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What you say when you really don't want something to happen
Person 1: Can I use your toothbrush to clean the floorboards
Person 2: NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Made famous by Beyoncé on her "Don't Hurt Yourself" music video, "GOD IS GOD, I AM NOT" actually means that if god forgives, I don't, which was the context of the song itself (Beyoncé was mad in her song, singing about how he cheated on her).
Boy: Forgive me, I swear I will change.
Girl: God is god, I'm not.
Boy: You are so selfish
Girl: *BLOCK*
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what you say when you really don't care about what the other person is saying; i.e. a sarcastic 'oh my god'. Best if used in a whiny annoying tone of voice
Lame Person: dude i have to tell you this story, this tree fell at my school man it was incredible!
Me: (whiny) OH my GOD GODDDD!
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1. He's meeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaan!!!!
He's a meany!!
*Yeusha might not be one of his names I'm just guessing.
EXAMPLE:
Person 1: Who's that mean guy?
Person 2: That's God.
Person 1: Goddamn that bitch is mean?
Person 2: I don't think God will damn himself.
Person 1: He might..if he was stoned..
Person 2: Wanna slip him some dope?
Person 1:FUCK YES!!!
Person 2: All right!!
Person 1: Let's go.
~6 minutes later~
Person 2: Awww it didn't work.
Person 1: I though putting dope in his coffee was the way to go
Person 4: Not according to this *points at map*
Person 2: What happened to Person 3??
Person 3: djpgoejrt09eut-3joejrjee
Person 1: He's the guy who drank the coffee.
~7 years later~
Person 1: I'm so glad we had this baby together *nurses baby*
Person 2: What ever happened to God?
Satan: I put him in a cage.
Person 2: Really?
Satan: Oh yeah. And I spat on him.
Person 3: Well that's great.
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From Mitch Hedberg's comedy bit about the vending machine with an HH button. He presses H twice instead of the HH button and gets the wrong snack.
Generally, an exclamation of extreme frustration.
Specifically, an exclamation of extreme frustration when you made the wrong choice based on insufficient or faulty information, usually said of something trivial like getting the wrong snack out of a vending machine.
"I was gonna get a candy bar; the button I was supposed to push was HH, so I went to the side, I found the H button, I pushed it twice. Fuckin'...potato chips came out man, 'cause they had a HH button, for Christ's sakes! You need to let me know. I'm not familiar with the concept of HH. I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God god dammit dammit." - Mitch Hedberg
Ah, man! I ordered the deluxe platter and it turns out it's a fuckin' veggie burger and a soy-based milkshake. God God Dammit Dammit!
She told me over the internet that she was a virgin, and I was all excited, but it turns out she's also really ugly. God God Dammit Dammit!
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