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A reference to pornographic material.
l look on the 10th page of google when I am bored.
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The war between the search engines Google and Yahoo. Of Course, Google wins each and every battle.
I was online last night, and i put my milkshakes into google and Yahoo. Yahoo gave me my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. Google said my milkshakes bringeth all ye gentlefolk to the yard. I think we know who won the Google vs. Yahoo war.
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When two or more holidays or special occasions fall on the same day and Google must choose one to be included in their logo.
A prime example of this was February 14, 2010 when Valentines Day, the Chinese New Year and the Olympics were all happening on the same day.
Bob: Hey Sam, happy valentines day.
Sam: Apparently not, Google chose the Vancouver 2010 Olympics in todays Google Holiday War.
Bob: Saint Valentine would be pissed...
Sam: Not to mention the People's Republic of China.
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The turn of the millennium equivalent to the cliche nostalgia of hardships experienced in youth.
Bill Sr. To Bill Jr.: Son when I was your age I had to walk 10 miles, in the snow, uphill in pajamas just to get to school.
Bill Jr to Bill The 3rd: Son I lived Before Google (B.G.) so when I was your age I had to go to the library for information, only to find out the book I needed was already borrowed.
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Google translate sings.
A funny gig on YouTube by a wonderful singer named Malinda Kathleen Reese, who feeds the lyrics to well known pop songs into Google Translate, through several languages perhaps, and then back into English. She then sings the silly translation that come out, to the original music. A new use for the internet, Google Translate meets YouTube.
Have you heard the new mash-up of Hamilton songs on GTS Google Translate Sings?
Can you do a GTS Google Translate Sings of Bieber hits?
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The sinking feeling that you get after realizing that you are worthless and insignificant. This comes about after one googles there own name and nothing but facebook pages for a different "place your name here" in Canada appears.
Person 1: I hate my life
Suicide Hotline: Why?
Person 1: Post-Google Depression
Suicide Hotline: Oh, then its not only you that hates you. Its god. Are you Jewish by any chance?
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The condition of having an ass so large it is visible on Google Earth
If I don't go on a diet soon, I'm going to get a google earth ass.
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