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a loud unexplained,random act intended to shock and disturbance others.
aaron yelled horse shit after getting caught masturbating.
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A piece of furniture used in bdsm that the sub is strapped to and then spanked
Kate was tied down on their spanking horse and Bob spanked her & spanked her while Kate moaned.
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J-horse is your hope, you are his hope, J-hope, end of story.
ARMY: *whispers* j-horse...
My mates: stfu
My fam: stfu
My teacher: stfu
The internet: stfu
Me: J-HOORSEEEE
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When someone, usually a dumb ass cowboy wannabe, sings about owning a horse in a horse carriage. The song is very annoying and fucking shit yet millennials think it's comparable to TOTO's Africa, Disgusting.
Do you have the horses in the back?
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people
guy 1: hey why are we the more intelligent ones and yet still betting on these thoughtless animals?
Guy 2: I don't know, that's a good point
Guy 1: makes perfect horse sense to me!
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When sailors returned home from a voyage, they would be paid off in one lump sum. Most would then stay at shoreside establishments catering to sailors until their money ran out. When that happened, the owners ("crimps") would advance money so that the sailors could purchase more food, rum and "companionship" at that establishment at inflated prices.
For centuries, it was common practice to give a sailor one month's wage in advance when they signed on for a voyage. This advance was intended for the purchase of needed clothing and other gear before departure. Often times this money went to repay the crimps. By the middle of the 19th century, captains were paying the advances directly to crimps for providing crew, bypassing the poor sailor. Thus, most sailors would be working only for their food for the first month of a voyage.
This food was supposed to mostly consist of salt beef. Food provisioners, whenever they could get away with it (which was quite often), would substitute much cheaper and chewier salt horse for a portion of the salt beef. Even when salt beef was provided, some of it would have been in casks for years before being given to the crew to eat, making it as hard to chew as salt horse. It was quite usual for the crew to refer to their food as salt horse when it was bad, or dead horse if it was worse than bad.
So, for the first month the sailors were working only for their food, their salt horse, their dead horse. They were said to be "working off their dead horse," and were referred to as dead horses themselves. Flogging them to get them to work harder was a waste of energy. Thus, "you can't beat a dead horse" to get any more work done.
Seamen Smith is still working off a dead horse until we hit our next port.
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The act of petting someones face as if you were petting a horse's nose. Usually done to annoy the shit out of people.
Last night when i was really drunk at Boar's Head (bar in Athens, GA), I horse petted the shit out of my friends Michael and Angie. Then i horse petted some rando and he looked at me like i was retarded.
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