"Hey kids let's burn down a hospital!"- Happy Appy
6π 3π
When a naked male turns his hips left and right and his penis slaps against his leg making a clapping sound.
Guy 1: Damn yo, my girl was cheating on me but I just did a happy dance and got over it
Guy 2: yeah I bet the guy she was cheating on you with can't even happy dance
Guy 1: AHAHAHA lil dick bitchπ
5π 4π
Someone living on the top floor of a panda house, or a tree. More specifically, a ponderosa tree. These people can be described as tree-hugging liberal badasses who care about the good will and fortune of pandas.
TK lives at the top of ponderosa. She's kind of liberal, but she's a happy panda.
12π 11π
Derived from the mullet-descriptor 'business in the front, party in the back', the stage where a man's hair is too long in the back to be considered acceptable or uniform with the rest of the hair, and too short to be considered a mullet.
Person 1: " Dude, what's going on with your hair? Two more weeks without a trim and you'll be a full on Joe Dirt."
Person 2: "Yeah, I know; I need to get rid of this happy-hour ASAP! And, its pronounced 'Dirte.'"
12π 11π
Another word used to say jizz, cum, man juice, etc.
Person 1: Oh man i heard u and (insert girl's name here) fu**ed last night.
Person 2: Yeah! man i spilled my HAPPY JUICE everywhere!!!.
33π 40π
During a blowjob, when a guy ejaculates so hard/has a lot of jizz it shoots out of the woman's nose. Here, the woman's head isn't held like an Angry Dragon- it just happens.
Man, I came so hard that it shot out of her nose! I wasn't even holding her head down... she was like a Happy Dragon!
17π 17π
Semen, cum, jizz
Semen Therapy
Lisa's doctor prescribed MOCO's Happy-Juice for her depression; at least three times daily!
14π 13π