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I -Love- You.
But not quite, usually said to someone you like, but not quite want to have sex with.
Boy - I'm sad.
Girl - NOO DON'T BE! ^ . ^ I heart you.
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When a person having a heart attack causes another person to have a heart attack.
Imagine an old couple living together. The woman starts having a heart attack. The husband, when he sees that she's having a heart attack, the shock gives him a heart attack!
a double heart atttack!
When Mrs. Susan collapsed during playtime at the nursery, a double heart attack ensued.
when you ask someone for a favor and they give you their answer as in yes or no.
Asker "May I borrow some money?"
Lender"Yes anytime you need me I got you."
Asked " I was just testing your heart. Seeing where it was at.
Crooked little heart
An expression of endearment. Someone with a crooked little heart might be rebellious, a chaotic good type.
“You got a crooked little heart!”
“God bless your crooked little heart,”
Tom Waits,
Muel Variations, Hold On
when you are bob harper and you tell fat people all the time that they might have a heart attack, and then, you yourself have said heart attack, you just got a healthy heart attack.
oh man, i have been working out so much, and eating right, but i think i'm having a healthy heart attack.
A furry who made furry animations in the past
(search it on youtube)
HEY LOOK, ITS FALLEN ANGEL HEARTS AND HER BOZO FRIEND ZINU!!!!111!!!
Someone that isn't confortable with their own heart rate. Scared of looking like a toc because of their unreasonably high resting heart rate.
"Hey Frank, what's your heart rate?"
"Nah fam, it's way too high I don't wanna show it to you. I'm heart rate shy bro"