The Best Game In The History Of Games
Guy: Hey do you play Minecraft?
Guy2: WTF Yes Bro, what would you think?!?!
a game where you can build, explore, mine, and more! the possibilities are infinite!
A gift from the racist god Notch. Then it was Microsoft. It’s kinda a gift from Christ.
Person 1: Wanna play Fortnite?
Person 2: You uncultured swine, Minecraft is superior.
you know it you love it is Minecraft is not that gay game fortnite
Player1 wanna play Minecraft
Player2 yea im no gay
A game that was wonderful and fully rejected by Isaac Newton
Isaac Newton: I want to play this "Minecraft'' thing.
Later
Mad Isaac: WHAT THE F**K THIS IS REJECTABLE, I CHOPPED A TREE AND IT'S NOT FALLING!
an excuse for smashing your keyboard to bits
Person 1: "Hey I heard that you broke your keyboard"
Person 2: "Yeah, because I died in my 6 month minecraft hardcore world"
Person 1: "Damn, you good bro?"