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when someone is really retarded, it is said they have jizz for brains.
wow that crack ho must have jizz for brains having baked her skull with rock.
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A brain blast is when you go in for brain surgery and while the doctor has your head cut open, ejaculates into your brain.
Also when you shove your penis so far up someone's nose and jizz, it touches their brain.
I went in to get brain surgery and when I woke up I realized I had a brain blast!
Anthony's girlfriend Tiffany wanted oral, but he instead gave her a brain blast!
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Daily events that are so extreme, it feels like they are raping your brain.
I can only take so much of hearing about Nicole's sex life and drama before it feels like she is committing Brain Rape! I need to go to dailybrainrape.blogspot.com...it always makes me feel better to know my head isn't the only violated one...
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One who's brain is infused with their vagina.
Also known as an asshole, a dickhead, and a shithead.
Discovered by an Asian and a White guuurl who were insanely high.
Pass the joint you vagina brain!
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A derogatory term for someone who over-conceptualizes. Who uses intellectualism and mental gymnastics to rationalize the irrational; to justify bad ideas or discredit common sense.
People who put their principles over being practical. Especially when their principles are at odds with the real world. Especially when they spout off their "rationalizations" to others.
We uncultured knuckledraggers just can't get our heads around the ideas that gender is fluid and race is a construct. You have to be big brained to understand that stuff.
Common sense is for common people. If you're big brained enough 1+1 can equal 11, and you should consider it your duty to explain to all the commoners how it does not equal 2.
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It's your train of thought, which all goes to naught if what you end up with isn't what you sought.
"Shit yo, your brain train just derailed! That shit ain't germane to ANY topic" - said to someone whose conversation went from sleeping bags to whether it would hurt to be slapped in the face with a dick
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Grabbing the base of your nut sac with one hand and squeezing to trap the blood in your scrotum. This produces a nice purplish red hue and gives the effect of a throbbing organ. It is advisable to pet your creation with your other hand to portray that one is taking care of his junk. Also a fun party gag to share with the ladies.
"OH SNAP!!," he exclaimed as Dandoo whipped out his elephant brain without hesitation for all to admire and see!
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