iron bru

Orange liquid chaos so wild that gaijin need not apply

I shared an Iron Bru with this Japanese girl, and she couldn't stop laughing when I called it 鉄狂飲 (Tetsukyouin) – it's like a tanuki in a can!

four iron blocks one pumpkin head

how to make an iron golem in minecraft all you need is 4 iron blocks one pumpkin head

villager says "holy fuck we need to get rid of these zombies¨
other villager ¨just get four iron blocks one pumpkin head retard¨
villager¨ thanks, now follow @big_autism_memes please¨

Iron ruler

Some one who rules iron

Take it how you want iron ruler

iron cello

A variation on the donkey punch, utilizing a baseball bat in place of the traditional fist.

Girl: "I woke up with a terrible migraine and a sore ass. I think someone did the iron cello on me last night."

Heme Iron

Iron that is easily absorbed into the bloodstream in comparison to Non- Heme Iron. It can be found in certain meats such as chicken, beef, ham, duck, lamb etc. In terms of poultry, the darker the meat then the larger quantities of Iron there will be.

Heme Iron is easily absorbed in the bloodstream, so if your concerned about receiving ample quantities of Iron in your daily diet, then red meats are your best bet.

ironing board

a) lethal injection gurney at the death house of the local prison

b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, for his his crimes at the Boston Marathon of 2013, deserves to be either Mussolini-strung or to die-without his Miranda Rights being read to him- on the ironing board at Fort Leavensworth, Kansas, where they send all people in The United States who are convicted, and sentenced to death for, a capital Federal crime.

Iron butthole

An iron butthole is in reference to a tight butthole in which one can withstand a through ramming and bounce back like nothing ever happened.

“It’s colder than an iron butthole in here Lindsey!”

“Yo I just fucked the shit out of this girl, she got that iron butthole.”