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a cute, funny, great kisser, that i will love till the end of time:)
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when someone shoots their load and hits the dangly thing in the back of a girl's throat
Sarah was blowing Jake but little did she know what she was in for, he grabbed her by the back of the hair and gave her a Jizzy Jake, stimulating her gag reflex.
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Loves man pubs tickleing his nose. And after, letting them bust in his mouth so he looks like a milk fed calf. Shortly after that, he smokes some crack with his transvestite boyfriend and lets him lick peanut butter off his balls. Virgin 4 Life or V4L. Idolizes Pauly D. Loves FFDP.
Jake Rurup is the new Liberace
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Very low quality food which is often sold in scum holes such as Kingstanding and Chelmsley Wood
Rahh bludd, this cereal tastes like Corn Jakes
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A lower dauphin middle school student that is very quiet but out of school is the life of the party. He takes shit from no one outta school. There have been reports of people hanging in trees holding on for dear life. He is a genius in school. He gets straight A's constantly. In his free time he acts like a giraffe and eats grass. That's how he's so skinny.
jake neithercoat was putting kids in that tree over there.
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To pull a Jake is to backstab everyone and secure their false sense of power/leadership by creating lies and fantasy's about their selves and of others.
I think he is going to pull a Jake.
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A person being so completely stoned out of their mind from only a few hits of Mary J. Thus causing them to lose control of their normal functions and begin a state of constatnt shaking.
Hey - its Shakey Jake!
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