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1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.
2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.
3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.
4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.
1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess
2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess
3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess
Amelie and Jess are one of the best dynamic duos you'll ever see. Funny, quick-witted, emotional and just plain awesome. They may have had some ups and downs in their time, but at the end of the day they've shared some great memories and will continue to share more. They're both just awesome and are absolutely perfect for each other. They're the perfect power couple.
Everyone else:
Amelie and Jess: *sexing furiously*
Most down to earth bitch you’ll ever meet!!
Life of the partyyyy
I had so much fun partying with lil’ jess!
pedophile. nasty. used to love him.
Jesse Underhill groomed his underage fans and said some really creepy stuff. he provided alcohol to his ex-girlfriend Leah Wood (who is not 21) & lies to his fans at the expense of his fan of 4 years to save his ass.
A poser crust punker that will lick your ass for a shot of cheap vodka, will only lend you cigarettes following the agenda of holding it over your head in the future (preferably for more cheap vodka), Complains about his addiction to booze on a regular basis, will intentionally make you pissed off for his entertainment but if you do the same to him he will throw a tantrum, will constantly condescend you and make you feel bad for any little thing that interests you so that he feels better about himself, acts like a hardass using phrases like “shut yo bitchass up” or “you’re a fag”, will 99.99% of the time use the mocking phrase “oooooooooo” if you insult him or threaten him because this is yet another one of his lazy attempts to belittle you and give the illusion that you are weaker than him, and finally and most importantly out of all of the traits of this pile of crusty garbage... he is smart enough to see the evil within himself and the world around him leading himself deeper into the pits of alcoholism, social dysphoria, and self hatred.
“Jesse Smellwood is the epitome of the rebellious scum of this country... punk rockers.”