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A very handsome and sweet guy from Macomb, Michigan. Can sometimes be distant, but his intentions are always well founded and when you come to know him, you will find that he truly is the best man ever, and wish that someday he will marry you and be the father of your children. Honest, loving, and caring, he would make the perfect husband for Valerie, that is if he deems her worthy of his love.
Valerie loves Jimmy Walker forever and ever and ever and ever...
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Quite overrated guitarist who relies far too much on dated pentatonic riffs. Not bad, just not God.
OMIGOD JIMMY PAGE IS FREAKING T3H RoX0RZ!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE PIE.
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He is my favorite radio DJ of all time.
Jimmy Savile carries with him a mystique that no one else has.
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Possibly the worst guitarist to ever come into the rock scene. MSI has a song entitled 'I Hate Jimmy Page'. "I'm just another little faggot with a problem
Fuckin' around over someone else's hard-on
I got the balls with the foul-smelling DJ
Suckas can reach out and touch me and eat me
I lick clit - I like it" and the chorus:
"I hate jimmy page
Kick those faggots off the stage
Bite the future and fuck the past
My whole shit will never last"
Jimmy Page is so fucking ghey.
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The baddest mutherfucker of all time. Who arose in the ghetto of Chas SC and now is a proud member of the U S Marine Corps and stomps anyones ass who gets in his way.
"Jimmy 316 says i just wooped your ass!"
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A white male, equipped with scathing wit and a gentle demeanor, cow-worshipping, pot smoking, best friend to all but mostly Moolettes, which are rare mythical creatures that only occur when there is a new moon.
Together, Uncle Jimmys and Moolettes roam the earth, combating evil white dogs and running McDonalds.
Both are known to moo often and in different pitches, to signify different emotions. It is said the rain falls and little flowers grow when they moo together in harmony.
#1: My best friend beat the piss out of a small dog today with a hammer while repeating the phrase "Death rides a pale cow" over and over again.
#2: Dude, he's such an Uncle Jimmy.
#1: Moo.
#2: I know how you feel. Uncle Jimmy has such a strong effect on me. Let's go kick a puppy while eating a burger.
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