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What you type into your web browser after you type in something sketchy into your web browser. You type it to make sure the FBI doesn't get you. I promise it was a joke.
I pulled a " It was a joke I swear to God".
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When someone makes an awkward joke, and no body laughs.
-Joe: "My name is Jeff!"
-No one laughs
-Everyone: "Lawn mower joke!"
-Joe travels back to Zimbabwe and cries himself to sleep
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march 23rd, the national day of telling yo mama jokes
“yo mama so fat she got on the scale and it said i need your weight not your phone number” “yo dude what the heck?” “ hey it’s march 23rd national yo mama joke day it’s okay”
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To add on to a joke after the punchline thinking it will be funnier -- and failing.
Bob:Hey Jim...What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
Jim: I dont know Bob, what?
Bob: The taste!
Trish: and the smell!
Bob: bitch quit 'tea bagging my joke'!
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You
Greg: HAHAHA
You: What is so funny, was there a joke
Greg: Wanna hear a joke
You: Is it the one you were laughing at?
Greg: Yeah it was, the joke was you fucking clown
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Inside-jokes are typically lame and generally unfunny to everyone but the few who understand them; culture inside-jokes are likewise invariably stupid yet accepted by most in a given culture as excellent.
Cultural inside-jokes need not be about comedy! Anything and anyone can be a cultural inside-joke. The only requirement is that the appreciation for the thing or person extends far beyond reasonableness and clearly reflects the sentimentality and bias of a given culture.
If you want to see an excellent example of a cultural inside-joke, just head down to a Modern Art Museum!
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Two jokes in one means when you're in a group of people and make a mean but really funny joke about anyone while someone in the group is connected to that anyone or it can be about anyone in the group but they don't get it. Also when you make the joke, usually you must let a couple friends know about it before you say it. The ending is priceless because you and a couple of friends end up laughing with the person the mean joke is about or connected to. Sometimes though you give a hint to the person you joke about and when they answer, your friends will start laughing hysterically while you say, "Oh, my bad man I didn't know that you...." or something like that. If you don't play dumb in the end, your friend may not like you.
There's also three, four, and five jokes in one. Three jokes in one is same as two jokes in one but the friend that you're joking about adds more stuff to the joke while being completely oblivious, making it three jokes in one. Four jokes in one is like three jokes in one but another person who wasn't following the joke or conversation, or doesn't even know what's going on, says they actually and honestly know or saw what you said. And finally five jokes in one is like four jokes in one but a person who didn't hear everything correctly starts talking about something completely different that is very little or completely not related to the original joke. There is no one joke in one because that's just an ordinary joke. Two jokes in one are 2 points, three jokes are 3, four jokes are 4, 5 jokes are 5.
This is all intended as fun things to do while hanging out with a group of friends.
Two jokes in one.
Person:
Man I met a girl yesterday and she is just plain dumb. She's kinda chubby and always wears these stupid gay colored flip flops. In this case you don't even have to let your friends know because they'll notice right away.
I went to the dealership and looked at some Hyundai cars. I can't believe people buy that kind of shit. Someone in the group has to own that car and others must know that too. But for the joker to get away with it, he or she has to play dumb and not know about the car.
Event:
This one is really tough to get right at the right time, but imagine you say something that nobody could believe one of your friends would do, and soon after you say that another friend comes from somewhere and does the exact thing while completely being oblivious to it. This is when you say "talking about the devil".
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