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Joseph

Where do I start?

Joseph is literally one of a kind.

Sweet, intelligent, witty, compassionate, loyal, hilarious.

Joseph has the best personality, he's down to earth and very loyal to the people he loves. However, he may be struggling to fit in with others, but he supports you and brings a smile to your face whenever you see him.

You may not realise at first, but as time moves on, you will see that he is super good-looking, with brown hair, green eyes, and handsomely tall. His smile lights up the room, and he can beat anyone at a game of Super Smash Bros.

He's super humble about his achievements and empathises with you. He doesn't really need to try to be attractive, because he's a natural beauty and has the biggest heart. Joseph is someone that you will meet, and never forget.

Joseph is often underestimated, but he is someone who is so talented musically and puts his whole heart into everything. He is the sun on a rainy day and the star in the night.

Person 1: "Hey, I think I found my soulmate!"
Person 2: "Bro, you mean Joseph?!"

by jc472 November 22, 2023


Joseph

Joseph is very very hot. He is very nice to me and he has a nice smile. I love him with my whole heart and he makes my day. I love you with my whole heart heart. Everyday you make my laugh.

Joseph is so hot

by Janynooo June 17, 2022


Joseph

Josephs are the reason the earth is still spinning.

They are tall, most have blue/brown eyes and brown hair.

Being named Joseph comes with expectations of greatness, talent and intellect.

You can't be named ''Joseph'' and die forgotten.

Becoming friends with Joseph will only work if he thinks you can be a valuable asset.

Once they realise you're the one they'll be the best partner in crime.

They're usually hard working. Like, that one employee leaving the office at 11pm. Could very well become some kind of author/politician or famous painter.
Josephs tend to think they're exceptional and better than everyone else. It's true. Because of their name, they know they have to change the world.

If you find a Joseph in good condition, keep them close.

You never know what they might become.

Damn, Joseph, that's some fine pasta you just made!
Welcome to the official fanclub of Josephs, take a seat. Oh, all the seats have been taken actually. By other Josephs.

Joseph can I marry you?

by Pat_Smith_94 November 22, 2021


Joseph Takagi

The first person to be shot in Die Hard. He also owned Nakatomi Plaza and after his death John Mcclane's girlfriend ended up taking over the company.

Hans grueber: I am going to count to 3
Hans grueber: 1, 2, 3
Joseph Takagi: I dont know the code, your just gonna have to shoot me :/
Hans grueber: Ok. (gun raises) *BANG!*

by In My Sights1 February 2, 2022


joseph schmidt

A big dick sext boy

Damn joseph schmidt back at it again with that bbc

by Joseph John carone November 25, 2019


Joseph Brooks

I term used to describe someone who shoves oranges inside their rectum.

How's it going Joseph Brooks!

by mcshaneyd October 6, 2023


Joseph Liddell

Watch out he is comin' for your mom *lick *lick

Loves Zuc

"Get out Joseph Liddell stop doing that to my mom!!!"

by DaSouth420 March 21, 2019