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A redhead you'd pick up off the side of a road. "Tequela" (as she calls Tequila) is her best friend for life. Whitest person you'll meet in your entire life. The kind of girl that will knock on your door at 9am after a night of drink and drag you out of your bed and say (in a southern accent): "Come on! We're doing something fun today!"
Girl in a bar: "Lets have a tequela shot"
Guy: "That must be a katie b!"
Guy: "Who's knocking in the door?! It's 9am!"
Guy 2: "That must be katie b"
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Katy High School is a secondary school located in Katy, Texas, United States and serves grades 9 through 12. It is a part of the Katy Independent School District. Katy High School opened in 1898 to serve the children of the local rice farmers, the first graduating class was in 1900. The mascot is the Tigers. The Tigers have a long-standing tradition of excellence in Football, winning state in 1959, 1997, 2000, 2003, 2007, 2008.
Some graduates from Katy High include
Clint Black - country singer
Eric Heitmann (1998) - NFL football player
Ryan Mouton (2004) - NFL football player for the Tennessee Titans
Renée Zellweger (1987) - actress, Academy Award Winner
Who has the best football team in all of Texas?
Katy High School does!
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Being jerked off in a restaurant and busting in their face
Sam and Nicky gave me a double Katie with cheese yesterday
A robust female suspected (often exaggerated) to weigh in at about 280 pounds.
"Heard you got lucky last night! I also heard she was a 2-80 Katie!"
How a person becomes weird when drinking after doing pills
Katie: I'm drinking after pinging. Weird Weird Katie's gonna come out
Katie piper is a women in a hair advertisement and Rami is in the same one
“Who remembers Katie Piper And Rami?”
Someone who warms her hands up by sticking them between her legs. It is unknown wither or not she gets sexual pleasure from this.
So we are sitting at Montana's Restaurant, eating dinner, when Katie Crotch-Hands sticks her hands between her legs, in front of everybody! She says "Shut up my hands are cold!"
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