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Glamorous Mullet Men

There are 2 types of men. The non great and the glam.

Men who own this title are the best at everything - even if they're not. They are the best at being the most phobic too.

There are only 3 men capable of having this status; anyone else is a fraud.

You see them guys? They're the glamorous mullet men.

by Crumbell January 06, 2024


Glamorous mullet men

To be Glamorous is one thing, to have a mullet and be a man is another.

Glamorous mullet men are defined as not only being the best at gaming, but also having the best sense of humour and also hair.

To be a glamorous mullet man, one must first obtain a mullet. Being a man is not that important but do strive to have a penis. And lastly, the glamorous part. Glamorous doesn't just come from self love but from listening to the song Glamorous by Fergie and obscene amount of times.

Once you have achieved all 3, you will inevitably be one. But only in spirit. The real Glamorous Mullet Men are like the Deathly Hallows. Only the OG 3 are known.

See those guys with hot pink and lime green hair? That makes them the glamorous mullet men

by OGGmm January 16, 2024


Taking care of the men

Greg Fucking Mertz

"while your ass was in new jersey, Greg was slaving away taking care of the men"

by thatkid@39 November 21, 2020


Voluntarily sacrificing OTHER MEN

That isn't it. That's your solipsistic delusion of virtue.

Hym "Jesus didn't sacrifice himself. He was dragged out of an inn in the middle of the night while he was hiding with his followers after one of them betrayed him. You are voluntarily sacrificing OTHER MEN to improve your own quality of life and control the distribution of women without having to be an AI creating genius. You just want to be the boss of me forever. That is all. You're going to dispense with all of the unwanted men the second MY AI comes online and you no longer need the labor and the people who are refusing to speak up are doing it because and only because they have been anointed. And until that happens you're going to do shit like this in the name of kids or women until you can get the death-bots to do it for you. It doesn't matter what side of the death bots I'm on because the same thing is going to happen either way. End the weaponized schizophrenia and release me immediately or continue to watch people retaliate and kill your kids."

by Hym Iam March 08, 2025


Horner men

Horner men are Horn African men with black skin but with Eurasian phenotypical facial features

they Horner men

by Bobbystrurrew September 24, 2023


Lee Kar Men

An angel given by the goddesses of the sky. She is a gift and a legend who lives in the form of a woman.

Lee Kar Men is a legend since the 2000s.

by GoddesofEarth August 14, 2018


Picking on MEN

How many of these do I have to do, Jordan? It LOOK TO ME like we ONLY CARE SELECTIVELY when we can use it to prevent someone from becoming on of the special people but if the SPECIAL PEOPLE do it it's fine.

Hym "Hey what happens to your reputation if you're picking on MEN, Jordan? What happens if you're a charlatan? To you're reputation? What happens if you collectively try to impose schizophrenia on someone? Oh wait... This. This is what happens. I am the consequences of your collective actions. What's my score? I know it's AT LEAST 2. What's the score?"

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023