Expired Milk

Milk that is past the "use by" date printed on the container. It will smell bad, taste sour, and will begin to form large nasty chunks. If ingested, can cause many long hours of vomiting and diarrhea.

"Hey you didn't drink that expired milk in the fridge did you?!"

"That was expired! Ew, now I'm going to get sick!"

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chocolate milking

When a female doesn't properly wipe her anus after pooping then during anal sex her male lover ejaculates sperm so far up her ass that when she shits it comes out in a milky chocolate color.

My girlfriend was extremely constipated after we were done chocolate milking and was screaming on the toilet when as she felt my semen slide out with her poop.

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Sex Milk

when you get hard to a jug of milk, when you ejaculate into a bowl of cereal, when your GF swallows your cum

ohh fuck i need some sex milk baby can we go again

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Mothers Milk

Australian best stout without the bullshit. Pint glass half filled with Guiness topped with Bundaberg Rum and coke.

Originated from the Wheatbelt in Western Australia.

God's Stout

After a hard day of work nothing feels better then Mothers Milk

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Condenced Milk

A fucking retard who doesn't know how to spell anything correctly, not even his own fucking name. No one can be retarded or as braindead as this tiktok using retard.

condenced milk is a fucking loser

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milk and cookies

that dope song by melanie martinez

have you heard "milk and cookies"? it's from the album cry baby.

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chocolate milk

A novel that reads quickly; any book that continuously engrosses the reader so much that the book is generally completed in little time; a page-turner. Like chocolate milk, at book that is stimulating and pleasurable to ingest.

I finished the whole Lestat series in less than two weeks. It was chocolate milk.

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