Any music that doesn't completely rely on a computer.
Oh man, Timmy Trumpet has a lot of musical talent!
Nah, he can suck my asshairs.
1. Music that you listen to while masturbating.
2. Good music.
I'm feeling horny, put on some fap music!
The act of forcing someone to listen to your favorite bands, or bands you "think they would like" in an effort to justify your musical tastes. This usually happens when first meeting someone whose musical tastes are unknown to you.
Joey: How was the car ride?
John: It was okay, except Alli insisted on playing her iPod at full blast the entire time "showing" me all these bands I would supposedly like. I like music and all, but it eventually got obnoxious.
Joey: Well golly gee willikers, that sounds like a textbook example of Musical Imperialism.
Like musical chairs, except when the music stops, instead of battling it out to be the first to sit on a chair, competitors must sit on someone's face.
"Dude, you shoulda been at the sex party, we played a sick game of musical faces. Stevie got some 24 carat gold ass sitting' on his face!"
The place a person goes mentally while listening to music on their iPod or other MP3 player. Most of the time the music is house or any other type of music that has a really crazy sick beat.
Person 1: Hey dude.!
Person 2: *in music zone*
Person 1: Dudee.!!
Person 3: He's zoning, he can't hear you.
Person 1: Ohhh, okay.
Person 2: Wait, what.?
Person 1: Shut up, you ignored me so you don't deserve to be in this conversation.
A typical Dutch musician that doesn't know how to make music.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear DragunoV Music's latest track?
Person 2: Yeah it sucked ass
Music that doesn't make music to get on the charts, but rather according to the charts (statistics) to appeal to a larger audience and become a mindless earworm. These songs have no long-lasting value or quality to them, usually fading away once they've made their record company enough money.
That song was so generic, it was nothing but chart music.