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The politically correct form of Nigger Jim.
I can't believe we have to call him N Word Jim now. Mark Twain must be rolling over in his grave.
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The act of fucking a girl then bailing without a trace or the act of fucking a whore then disappearing before paying her fees, normally while she looks for her underwear or while she gets her fix(that's why most whores charge you up front).
1- I'm gonna check out that bar around the corner, I'm gonna try to dip n skip a girl.
2- I totally got dipped and skipped last night, that asshole vanished without paying my 20 bucks!
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The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed.
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1. A mix of pain and pleasure or one that accociates pain as a form of pleasure whether for arrousal or comfort.
1. one the mixes pain and pleasure in their business.
a couple who get off spanking each other during sex.
a man who gets off by shoving an egg up his asshole (I have heard of a case where this actually happened; long story short he tried to fish it out w/ a coat hanger and you can guess what happens next)
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A two on one situation (2 women 1 man). The women lay on the ground but back to back so they are kind of on the back of their necks and their asses are in the air. The guy then has a choice of 4 holes in which to stick his fallace. He goes back and forth between holes without any regard for transferred juices.
Lyle Lovett got to dip n' dot the mother and daughter combo.
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To take a member of the opposite sex home for a night of passion (to root) and leaving straight away in the morning, never to have anything more (or at least nothing more sexual) to do with that person ever again (scoot).
Mick: So are you going to go out with her?
Furby: No I just want a root 'n' scoot
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Guns N Roses was the best band to grace this sweet earth from 87-93.
Just to silence the unknowing:
Axl Rose was late to shows because he needed a massuese because as a child, he was beaten, and needed someone to take care of his ankles which kept twisting.
Axl punched out that fan with a camera in St. Louis because earlier the "fan" (who was only there to make fun of the band) was taunting Axl and giving grief to those around him, and as we all know, Axl doesnt take motherFUCKIN shit from NOBODY. Damn he`s so hot...
None of the members were fired; they all walked out on the band, as so says Axl and Dizzy Reed, the keyboardist.
Axl is currently working on Chinese Democracy, which Gilby claims is close to finishing, but you never know. I await the album happily even if I`m waiting for a long, longgggggg time...!
Guns N Roses, the most motherfuckin kickass band that ever was.
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