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An oak wasteyute who smells like curry. His basement is top places to hang in oak and is a loyal friend. Sometimes pushing the limit, he always stays true and your friend. His dog "Honey" is the best fucking dog on the planet and will love you the second you meet her. Nathan also takes pride in his family's car collection bringing it up any chance he gets to flex. He does have nice ass cars though. 10/10 best friend day 1 motherfucker
Other; oh I hate that Nathan Arasa nibba
Me; shut your fucking mouth you dirty slut that's my best fucking friend.
Other; *beats the fuck out of Me*
Me; *lightly whispers dying on the ground* "I love you, Nathan. But like no homo tho"
When you tell your teacher in class that if you shag a toaster you’ll burn your cock then smile as the teachers face starts to go red
Friend- omg someone did the dirty Nathan in class today
You- i heard the teacher shouting for him to leave the class
Having a sexual fantasy of the armed forces and getting a throbbing boner at the sight of them (Side Effects may include fingering a woman or man with a bayonet)
Guy 1: Woah that guy is having a Dirty Nathan
when someone asks you to get on sea of thieves
get on sea of thieves. thats a nathan moment
a Name of Jewish Decent mainly seen in Poland
Nathan Hannah is a Jew
nathan birch is a faggot, pumps durries like theres no tomorroe, eats ass, smokes grass and loves to laugh but dont fuck with him hell stab ya with his plastic knife.
dont dont dont dont dont fuck with nathan birch
A Nathan/Nathaniel:
• doesn't have a massive penis as he claims. Looking at the attention seeking bitches bombarded definitions of himself suggests a very small penis; more of clit than a penis I would imagine.
• A total prick
• Possibly has gingeritus
• An utter prick
• Lonely & sad... he is his only friend
• A complete prick
• Sits alone in his bedroom at his mummies house writing
'self-affirmations' statements on Urban Dictionary, on post-it notes all around his bedroom, on the mirror to speak out loud to himself first thing in the morning & last thing at night
• A prick with gingeritus and a small penis
• Masterbates a minimum of seven times a day using his mummies knickers. Even those with deformities such as dwarfism of the penis will find a way. I would think it would consist of rubbing mummies knickers against the area where a penis should be and shouting mummies name at the viniger stroke
• A total & utter complete prick with gingeritus and a small penis
Obviously he's a cnut faced wanker but you probably already knew that 🫤
Introduction: A Nathan is someone who's real name is Nathaniel but likes to be called Nathan because he thinks it somehow cooler than Nathaniel... Really!!! What a dopey twat you are Nathaniel ✊️💦
Example of use in a sentence:
Nathan / Nathaniel it's just the same is nothing more than a MAHOOOOSIVE cunt