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When you have a boner and then you see a hot girl and you go soft.
GUY1:Oh shit!
GUY2:HA HA! You know what they say, down goes the leaver, when you see the beaver.
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A beaver pleaser describes someone who gets pleasure from stimulating their partner's clitoris. Often, this term describes someone for whom eating pussy is the best kind of sex.
Me: Omg she's so hot. I can't wait till she puts that pussy on me.
Friend: You beaver pleaser!
Me: *snorts*
In the mobile game of Evil Apples (Cards against Humanity) when a player (usually male) adds another player (usually female) as a friend, then invites them to a game and nobody else, just to chat with no intention of actually playing the game but to sext or either exchange snapchat info.
Said act of ONLY inviting one person to a game lobby to chat, is called a Beaver Trap.
The Term was invented by a legendary EA player named "Hessa" and marketed, propagated to a wider audience by Dr. Delicious in the Evil Apples community.
Renee - Did you hear? Farthammer beaver trapped Brittany!
Chelsea - Omg what a creep!
(In the game)
Ryan - Hey, ur sexy
Bella (victim) - Are you going to start the game or is this a beaver trap?
When your mouth is so dry (usually from partaking in the devil's lettuce, etc.) that your top lip sticks to the top of your teeth/gums giving the mouth a rodent appearance.
Or 'Fire Marshall Bill' from In Living Color....
"OMG You got cottonmouth so bad! You got Beaver Lip!!"
A girl (usually in school) who has her front teeth sticking out. Most Bitchy Beavers are pick-me 's and think they're hot stuff (they really aren't)
Normal Girl: Omg! I'm nervous to see my grades!
BB: Ermmm my grades are SO good like, I literally have like, all A+'s and I'm SMART AS HELL.
Normal girl: uhh okay?
*They check their grades*
Beaver's grades:
D
C
D
C
and on and on lmao
Normal Girl's grades:
*average*
~~~~~~~~Example 2~~~~~~~
BB: umm are you joining the insert school sport for girls team?
Normal Girl: Yeah why?
BB: *GASPS DRAMATICALLY AND SAYS SOMETHING IN THE LINES OF "UMM BECAUSE IM JOINING AND IM SO FRICKING FABULOUS"*
Normal Girl: ...
*During a game*
BB: *is the worst player in the friking team* Umm sorry, that was like so accidental
The rest of the team:....
BB: *has to sit out due to foul/swapping people*
BB: *YELLS COME ON GUYS IN THE "IM THE FRIKIN BEST EVER SO YOU PEASENTS MAY SCAR AWAY* TONE*
The rest of the team: *in mind* ugh so annoying you're not even the best
IF YOU'RE A BITCHY BEAVER, PLEASE STOP! You're not cool at all, even if you think you are.
The act of stacking two females on top of each other so their beavers, when aligned properly, form a seal similar to the gap between teeth, allowing just enough room for a penis to fit between them and perform a flossing action.
Brian: "So what'd you do this weekend?"
Cody: "I invited that new girl Sarah over to for dinner with Katie and me. One thing led to another and I ended up flossing the beavers."
Beaver dust is a phenomena that may be encountered when browsing the senior section of the Tinder aisle.
A place once filled with fun, afternoon rain showers, and an occasional a carrot... now coughs dust like a covid-19 patient as the wetlands have become arid but the aroma of tilapia still permeates the air.
Grandpa was telling me a bedtime story about the time when the Japanese fish market was hit with a freak sand storm that blinded him for several days, and how that was nothing compare to the Beaver Dust he encountered when the Friday afternoon breeze lifted Brenda's floral evening gown.