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you stick the whole package in the girls mouth
then you slap both hands on both sides of her face
her face then resembles a porpoise...
Person 1: I totally gave Taiquasia the dutch admin last night
Person 2: I know I can tell from the bruises on her cheeks man!
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this can be done by anyone as long as it involves two people, u start by inserting the index finger into the bumhole, work in your middle finger and so on with the ring and little finger, then the thumb gets involved, so u have to pyramid your hand to get the thumb in, once in the hand has to be forced past the threshold and once inside a fist is to be made, once your fist is form and turned into uppercut position, this is your apple, then with your other arm wrap it around their waist and pick them up, then thrust them with your apple untill they scream, what makes this dutch is u have a schmoke and a pancake afterwards
dutch apple dutch apple
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A dutch surprise gone horribly wrong.
Oh my god, my dutch surprise is all over the couch.
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A slang term used for inviting your entire family (wife and children included) into a sleeping bag where the family dog awaits after eating 14 tacos. The sleeping bag is sealed up, not unlike a sarcophagus while the muffled screams die out.
The family perished in a dutch oven.
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An unpleasant fart which involveds farting on someone's head and covering it with a blanket.
You just earned one dutch surprise you weinerhead
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The act of stink farting or shitting ones self under the bed sheets, then stuffing your partners, brothers, sisters, moms head under the covers until they are paraplegic or something of that nature, unable to move.
My mom was getting on my nerves so bad last night, so i asked her to come to my room, and i ended up giving that bitch a dutch oven while she sucked on my cock.
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Find an attractive young girl of Dutch decent, have her put on a pair of wooden shoes and runaround in a circle until she is good and sweaty, then eat jer hot oven baked ass.
Bon Appetite!!!
I found a little trace of corn in that Dutch Oven I had last night.
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