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It's a fucking CONTINENT. Not a couuntry. Get your shit together, arrogants bitches.
America was named after Amerigo Vespucci, an italian explorer who participied in two travels to the New Continent
- Wave you wead my com got obese?
- It smells America here
America is a place that produces the scariest most horrid creatures, in the area of LA (los angelos) Attention suckers will chase you screaming with a large camera in their hand "HOW MUCH DOES YOUR RENT COST) and will make sure to never cover your face when asked. Texas has violent creatures that hold pistols saying its their right to hand a MAC-10 to their 5 year old. Florida produces gay haters in the vast heat but on the positive side has the best gator wrestlers. Many more dangerous areas exist in America but the real danger is the acidic food, killing any european that is nearby, the most deadly being Mc Donalds, which has the same affects as hiroshima to normal people. Note: this is my first definition so its probably bad :-:
Bob: Why does no one come to america anymore?
Emily: I dont know! its so much better than smelly europe and asia!
Axle walks in
Axle: wtf
*axle starts vomiting and foaming at the mouth from the food.
A country whose history is entirely built upon angry white men and where the only people that have human rights are angry white men!
Todd: I love America!
Aaron: You're favorite country is filled with angry white men?
Todd: No... It's diverse and the land of the free!
Aaron: The angry white men are the only people who have fucking rights.
Todd: well okay then, I'll just move to Canada
Name given to the north america by "gringos" that think the whole continent is the united states
Hey I'm from America, I'm going to Costa Rica that is not part from America...
will get angry at you if you say toilet instead of restroom
poor australian kid: hey miss, can i go to the toilet?
american teacher: what did you just say to me?
poor australian kid: uhhh, can i go to the toilet?
*all the kids in the class pull out AK-47s and shoot you*