spice nut

(Noun) A term of endearment used for those moments when your loved one is behaving in a kooky, crazy, strange, or funny manner. Derived from the word "nutty" which has similar meanings.

"KiKi! You crack me up! You are such a spice nut!"
"KiKi- why did you put the peanut butter in the refridgerator? You are such a spice nut!"
"Hey, spice nut! What's up with those crazy glasses?"

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kick in the nuts

What women do when you piss them off

When a woman kicks you in the balls

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Ligma nut

A term which when you say to someone refers to the action of bending over, opening your mouth and giving someones balls a nice lick

I tell people i dont like to ligma balls
Saggy toes: Thats an infraction Rog
Rog: Ligma nut

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Deez Nuts

As the legend goes, Dr. Dre was on holiday in Kansas City, Missouri when he felt the hankering for Micky Dees (McDonalds). While he was in line for the Drive Thru, he noticed the car in front of him was taking a long time. He thought to himself, "what the fuck are these guys doin?" He listened intently. What he heard was the beginning of a grand revolution.

"Yes, I hear the McRib is back. I'd like one of those with a milk."
"Is that all, sir.."
"Yes, and please add the Deez to that order, with a milk again."
"The what??"
"The deez..."
"DEEZ???"
"DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ!"

The hooligans sped around the corner, pointed at their "nutz" and yelled once more, "DEEZ NUTZ!"

Dr. Dre realized the genius of this prank, and incorporated it into his new album. Thus the Deez NUTZ prank was made famous. Today the DEEZ revolution has spread to every city in the world.

Driving in car...

"Hello good sir, can I ask you a question? We are looking for the Deez. Is it on 18th street?"

"Deez?????"

"DEEEEEZZZZ NUTZZZZZZZZ! Deez Nuts!"

(Drive away while laughing and pointing at "Deez")

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kicked in the nuts

when someone uses thier foot to crush a mans nuts, quite possibly the most pinful thing eva. although usually administered by women hurts more if delivered by a male. can snap u out of strange states of mind.

i was sittin on the sofa, i told luke i thought he was hot, to snap me out of it he stretched out his leg and repeatedly kicked me in the nuts, it was painful but it made me like him more
kicked in the nuts

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lady nuts

boobs

she's got a nice set of lady nuts

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suck a nut

when someone pisses you off and you have no come-back what so ever

Tommy:" you're mom is is gay! "
Zakk: " Hey..SUCK A NUT !!! "

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