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He was so bad at playing darts that he hit two candles he also was the best person in hide and seek until he lost his 2K+ Kill streak
"World Trade Center, Rip L bozo" - Obama Bin Latté
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During sex a woman deficates into a males hands. They then exchange handshakes whilst reciting the American national anthem
During sex the other night, me and Dave tried the Obama surprise
The obama hamburger is a hamburger that has obamaness and it is fucking great. EAT IT NOW BITCHES.
DUDE THIS OBAMA HAMBURGER SUCKS ASS
ME: pulls trigger Shut the fuck up bitch I don't give a damn fucking ass shit about your fucking pickyness. EAT IT OR I WILL FUCK YOUR WIFE'S TITS!
greatest song ever made for a campaign
"He used to look good to me, but now I find him barack obama-sistible"
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An area where lazy bitches get to sit and sip on the dime of the people who are robbed by the system. People get money they have not earned.
Jimmy is in the Obama hotel until his welfare checks expire.
Be carful my looking this up because the governments watching
All hale Obama the great!!!!!!
Trump sent out a tweet suggesting that Congress investigate Barack and Michelle Obama's production deal with the streaming giant Netflix while criticizing the Mueller investigation into the 2016 election:
"They failed on the Mueller Report, they failed on Robert Mueller's testimony, they failed on everything else, so now the Democrats are trying to build a case that I enrich myself by being President. Good idea, except I will, and have always expected to, lose BILLIONS of DOLLARS for the privilege of being your President - and doing the best job that has been done in many decades. I am far beyond somebody paying for a hotel room for the evening, or filling up a gas tank at an airport I do not own. These Radical Left Democrats are CRAZY! Obama Netflix?"
Hey, good lookin'. How about some Obama Netflix and stay in for the evening?
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