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cock and balls, or beak and gaggle
After he played basketball he had a funky smellin' rooster pack
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The Rainbow Six Siege gun SMG-11 with a red-dot C scope, a vertical grip, a suppressor, and finally the laser sight.
"Neva peak the loud pack nigga" "Chest Miguel packed a black ice Loud pack nigga"
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When a female, usually a filthy whore, gets double penetrated (in both holes), and each guy blows their respective loads inside. The female then stands up and simultaneously rips a hot fart and a queef resulting in 2 powerful streams off jit (cum) shooting ferociously downwards resembling someone wearing a jet pack during take off.
Slut: Hello, I need my carpets cleaned. The stains are massive and in 2 spots.
Carpet Cleaning Service: How did this happen mam?
Slut: Well I guess you can say I rode the jit pack.
Carpet Cleaning Service: This doesn't explain how it happened.
Slut: Fine. Timmy and Earl put there 6 inch veiny meat whistles into my ass and cunt and busted a gooey nut into each. I stood up and ripped ass and vag and shot 2 ropes of jit all over the rug.
Carpet Cleaning Service: Now that explains it. (pukes)
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The oral sex position in which one grinds their teeth against the clitoris.
Popularised during the hippy movement of the 1970s, the 35 Pack has origins dating back to biblical times.
"Dude I made your moms pussy bleed last night because I performed the 35 Pack on her"
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powerful sex skills of a female, ability to make 'short work' of the male! -humbling of the most cocky 'stud'
cheryl really packed a wallop with the gear she possessed! she left john in a spent, babbling heap crying for his mama!
the two salivated and speculated (great phrase!) that judy could pack a wallop!
jane's sex skills didn't quite pack such a wallop when she was 'doing' a woman!
rosanna ground the poison out of him with vigor! she packed quite a wallop!
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a fanny pack is a romantic couple where there is a visible discrepancy between the two parties. in a heterosexual couple it is a fanny pack if the female is attractive and the male is obviously a loser and or looks like an idiot. fanny packs are surprisingly common. far less common is the reverse fanny pack where the male has great merit and the female is visibly a mess. the name comes from the fact that offending males often wear a fanny-pack and also the fact that fanny-packs are embarrassing and "attached at the hip". in the case of homosexual couples where there is a discrepancy treat the more masculine party as the male for determining fanny pack or reverse fanny pack. although simply "fanny pack" is fine in most cases.
oh my god, fanny pack. (said as a qualifying couple passes)
you have to break up. you guys are a fanny pack. (in a serious intervention)
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A jet pack is a really really annoying person who turns up to every social event and no one actually knows who invites them. They get lary after one can of lager and will shoot their mouth off to whoever is in close proximity, even to people they don't even know. A jet pack invariably supports Man Utd, and will defend to the death their god given right to brag about how successful their team is to anyone and everyone that they know on facebook, even though chances are they live in the London area and have probably never even been to see a game.
'Mate, I was trying to talk to this girl at the party last night but every time we were alone this guy kept coming over and screaming Man Utd chants in my face.'
'Oh yeah I know that guy, who keeps inviting him places? Classic jet pack!'
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