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When a woman masterbates by humping a pillow
I walked in the room and she had a pillow in the crack.
When your significant other takes your favorite pillow and it can't be found
I went to lay down and I'd been pillow jacked!bitch was gone and nowhere to be found
A pillow Pecker is someone who fucks their pillow
I can't believe Josh is a pillow pecker
Someone who "switches sides" of the pillow during hot and sweaty sex to get cooler.
The sex was so intense that my girl became a pillow tranny.
A San Francisco pillow fight consists of a group of skinny-jean and scarf wearing dudes taking turns flogging each other with their yam bags. The victor is determined by whomever can withstand the most scrotes without blowing their nut guppies all over the place.
Oh man, I was involved in the most intense San Francisco pillow fight, the other day. By the end of it, it looked like a Cinnabon store exploded!
person 1: hey bro i just jumped into the pool and i went cold pillow
person 2: thats to much information bro