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A pillow is a soft wedge object that can hurt you and you can sleep on it YH
someone who instead of jerking off, they grind against a pillow instead.
my boyfriend Cohen doesn't jerk off after he learned how to pound pillows
hes my lil pillow pounder <3
it is a rolled up news paper that was in the gutter that hobo use for a pillow
yeah dude i had to use a gutter pillow last night
Someone who takes a shit on their pillow before sleep
I went to john's house yesterday night and he is for sure a pillow squatter, there was shit all over his pillow.
throwing pillows at toddlers from long distance, resulting it the child falling over
"my parents grounded me because I kept pillow sniping my little sister."
When you wake up and pillows wet because you masturbated on
John: I have a Floppy Pillow
Tom: Sucks to be you
A makeshift pillow, simply made out of an empty 40 oz. bottle of Miller High Life.
"Hey Sam, how'd you like sleeping on that Millerpedic pillow last night?"
Sam: "It was comfy..."