Potato Bazooka

A sexual act in which a male forces his testicles into a woman's vagina, and after a countdown, punches the woman's stomach forcefully, causing his balls to rocket out at break-neck speed.

"Dude, I totally shot Karen with a potato bazooka yesterday. She's still picking my pubes out of her!"

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Potato kings

citizens of idaho

Then durn potato kings over there in the west...

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Potato lickin

When The person your giving a blowjob to has a big brown penis and you lick inside of the peehole

I gave Tyron a bj last night and while I gave him a bj I did a potato lickin

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small potato

The name of a lower ranked employee, unpopular friend or person.

Colleague: "You should get a promotion."

You:"Oh, not me, I'm just a small potato."

Friend: "Whose that girl standing there?"

You: "Mary? Ah, no-one, she's just a small potato."

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Potato salad

used as a derogatory term, calling someone/something Potato salad is used to deem something as bland, boring, or simply plain. It can also mean something is useless, has no purpose, extraordinarily unnecessary. In black culture, its instinctively known that white people have yet to master the art of potato salad making. Soupy consistencies, little to no seasoning, and containing useless ingredients such as peas or raisins.

Kegen: So sierra, How does it make you feel knowing that you lost?

Sierra: Kegen! Youre such a- such a- such a POTATO SALAD!!!

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emo potato

Basically.... a regular baked potato. THATS EMO!!!!!!!!!

"Why am I emo?!"

"Cuz your eating an emo potato!"

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sweet potato

when one of your nuts grows 10x in size after a baseball injury.

looks just like one big sweet potato

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