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OPPO®'s (a subsidiary of BBK Electronics) current (as of 2022 H1) flagship smartphone. Powered by Qualcomm® Snapdragon™ 8 Gen 1 Mobile SoC with a 4nm SAMSUNG Process. The phone has 2 colours: Ceramic Black and Ceramic White. It is considered to be the best looking smartphone of 2022, with a futuristic and refreshing camera module. 120Hz LTPO 2.0 AMOLED Curved Display, 5000mAh Battery with 80W SuperVOOC and 50W AirVOOC charging support, Dual Main Camera, SONY IMX766 50MP OIS Main & Ultrawide, SONY IMX707 32MP DOL-HDR RGBW Frontal, Max 256GB Internal Memory. 5G & WiFi 6E are Supported.
A: Did you see the new OPPO Find X5 Pro 5G?
B: Yes! I'm planning to buy it. It looks so awesome!
Pro-actionary
There are two distinct forms of Teams, Proactive & Reactionary, while both serve their individual purposes well, it is often a recipe for disaster when against all the laws of physics, reason, common sense and proven business history are against it, someone gets the bright idea to create a hybrid. And so from the Alchemy that is Management Philosophy a creature that is meant to dwell at the point in the middle where these two worlds collide is born:
The Pro-actionary..
“Man I’m really not sure about this Pro-actionary thing, all I do is catch hell for not knowing when I’m supposed to be doing one or the other. I get yelled at for not responding fast enough, then I get clobbered for not putting a system in place to have known the thing was going to happen in advance”
Professional Strober.....Basically one who never stops partying and being high on life
Reisa Elden is the definition of Pro Strober.
The absolute apex of pathological liars. This individual doesn't just bend the truth, they sculpt it into elaborate masterpieces of fiction. Their reality is a hall of mirrors, where every reflection is a carefully constructed lie.
Here are some examples of "Liar Pro Max" usage with random people names:
Co-worker Conversation:
Mark: "Hey Sarah, did you get a chance to print those client contracts?"
Sarah (Liar Pro Max): "Absolutely, Mark! I finished them this morning. A bald eagle actually snatched them out of my printer and soared them straight to FedEx. Should be there any minute!" (The contracts haven't even been touched)
Neighborly Inquiry:
Jessica: "Hey David, how come your car was parked in my driveway yesterday?"
David (Liar Pro Max): "Wow, small world! Turns out gnomes are having their annual yodeling competition across the street, and apparently, my car is the grand prize. They borrowed it for the ceremony." (David was borrowing Jessica's car without permission)
Roommate Quandary:
Michael: "Dude, where's the last slice of pizza?"
Emily (Liar Pro Max): "Aliens. Definitely aliens. They beamed down last night with a giant spaceship shaped like a pepperoni and abducted the last slice for intergalactic research purposes." (Emily ate the last slice)
A Pro gaemr is a person who is really pro at everything especially gaming and pro-ing
hamsh banan is a pro gaemr
the best Block N Load player on earth to ever touch that game
ranked #1 on the leaderboard
suicide rush pro; tactic: hit the cube until u win
german cheeseburger
Oscar: I hope for a good, long game with fun bb fights and many exciting mid 1v1s!
Boss: Let's go! I waited hours for this custom match to happen, can't wait.
*barrier goes down*
BAM PARAM BADAM
announcer: "They are destroying your base, Blockheads!"
Boss: Dude, somebody is hitting our cube! It's losing so much health, why is it low already?
Boss: Where did he even come from? Doesn't matter. Defend that shit now! KILL HIM!
Oscar: I'm trying, but...I can't.
Boss: WHY? It can't be that hard, right? Probably just a lucky low lvl noob bot
Oscar: No...it's him. XPLO the pro.
Boss: WHAT? THE NUMBER ONE ON LEADERBOARD?! WE LOST!
A Pro Apo is a PROfessional Apologizer. Their life isn't quite in order and thus causes them to frequently apologize for something. They're not very reliable. Sometimes people don't mind being a Pro Apo and they make a lifestyle out of it, while others may be stuck in a rut and are trying to figure out how to get away from being a Pro Apo. Beware, the career Pro Apos may be really good at apologizing and making excuses.
Aiden forgot to get me a gift for my birthday, Christmas, and Valentine's Day. Not sure if he's an asshole or just an absent minded Pro Apo... probably both.