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punch the ceiling

During hot nasty coitus, the mans penis can potentially contact the bottom of a woman’s cervix (the “top” of the vagina).

hey Honey, I’m tryin to take you home and punch the ceiling

by cootski December 4, 2017


Spunk punch

After you blow your load in to a comdom, you turn it inside out and smack your girl in the face with it.

I took of that used jimmy hat and spunk punched that bitch in the face.

by Chef taco April 29, 2016


Zucker punch

During intercourse you or your partner says their exes private information (like number, name, etc.)

Oh yeah man, I totally zucker punched my ex girlfriend!

by MattWithTwoTs June 14, 2019


Zucker Punch

/ verb/

The act of being reported by a Facebook user and banned from Facebook for violating the Community Standards with a post. Especially applicable when the Facebook Standards had not been violated WRT said post.

"Why TF am I banned!? I didn't even say anything that bad! I've seen a LOT worse on Facebook!"

"Dude, sounds like you got Zucker Punched. I wonder what thin-skinned mouth breather you pissed off?"

by dougesoul April 21, 2017


bacon-punch

The art of waking your woman without angering her, and, at the same time, being able to make her make YOU bacon, eggs. and hash browns.

Dude, I was starvin' the other day, so I had to throw a quick bacon-punch to the old lady!

by Khanybus January 27, 2013


reflex punch

An involuntary fist thrust in result of something said by a millennial asshole.

Adam: bro, that flatbill is supes gucci.
Charlie: ....
Adam: (reflex punched in the face)

by Charliecamelcase December 16, 2017


butthole punch

(verb) To punch one's butthole.

Stop doing that or I will butthole punch you.

by bingbongcamshaft January 23, 2016