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Money so big neighbors think im yeat
bitch you cant compete
lil hoe get on your knees and lick the cheese
im finna get on her ass
you can call me pair of jeans
that girl she came and sucked my dick
and she did it hella mean
man they call me quandale
had to get to the green
im not talking bout no kale
had to kick a lil bitch out cuz she was fuckin like a snail
man i was just in jail
i was soaking up mail
quandarius tried to ditch me and his stupid ass failed
got these hoes mad
cuz im gettin racks
put a hunded on the dash
bitch your breath stink please go put
on a fucking mask
she said pass the weed bitch
i dont like to pass the gas
blowin bubbles blowin zaza
she got big ol titties
i said goo goo
goo gaga
in the zoo monkey ass neighbor
ooo
ooo ah ah
stop playin with me
when im makin money i cannot hear whatchu sayin to me
lil bitch on her knees shes religious like she prayin to me
ok im done
dingle race is goated
A casual, think flash mob of boats, sailboat race where all are welcome to enter. First one back in wins….bragging rights! Often the race is out toward some point/buoy/rock/etc for a set time, then you u-turn (wherever you are) and race back to finish at the starting line, so everyone has an even chance to come in first.
“If you need an excuse to get your Laser out sailing, there’s a Beer Can Race at Spirit Lake, 1:00pm every Sunday.”
Brand that is the Epicenter of the the No Prep or Non Prepped surface of racing. This format is used by only the baddest racers on the planer not afraid of the surface and completely confident in their ability to drive.
I bet that driver would never have a chance in No Prep Racing.
When you grab a girl's pigtails, make speeder noises like:
"ZFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooofm"
"BURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBUR"
"KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSH"
(just examples, get creative)
and steering about wildly, bonus points if you hit the speed ramps
Dude I managed to get first place in the swoop racing last night
When you and a friend sit in a room watching porn and jerking off to see who cums first
Me and my friend had a insane jerk race last night
Purposefully go on a 1 minute porno and beat it hardcore and try to cum first go
Holy shit I did a 1 minute jerk race and to win I had to jerk off to the intro
Does winning a jerk race make me better or worse at masturbating?
another word for retard
damn that guy's a racing planet