rule 9004

Not only is this rule over 9000, but the word Glock must be capitalized in any and all sentences. the Glock is a magical thing and should be treated as such.

d00d: hey!
orly: yeah?
d00d: so i watched that uffie music video again..
orly: which one?
d00d: pop the glock.
orly: zomfg.. d00d rule 9004 and dont do it again.

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Rule 4

Only 2 guys to a fight

Brad Pitt: Rule 4; Only 2 guys to a fight.

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rule 26

If something is a phrase, you can abbreviate it

Chill out man=com
laughing out loud=lol
Dude this fits rule 26 perfectly

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Rule 34D

In relationship to it's namesake, rule 34D states that for every song, there is a dubstep remix of said song.

Billy: Know what my favorite song is?
Kevin: Tell me, let's find a dubstep version of it!
Billy: Screw dubstep, it's just noise!
Kevin: There are 54 dubstep remixes of Barny's 'I Love You' song...
Billy: That's so lame, screw Rule 34D...

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Rule of wrist

Similar to the rule of thumb. The rule of thumb was that it was legal for men to beat their wives as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb. Some women take offense to the use of this phrase. Rule of wrist is much more appropriate for these nit-picking femanazis.

The rule of wrist here is to measure out an arms length.

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Girls rule!

An attempt by the females of a society to assert dominance over males by verbally announcing their superiority without asserting any proof to back up their claim. This is usually said by women in a society where they have been given a taste of equality, yet continue to feel intrinsically inferior. The phrase is used as a morale booster.

Jill: Girls rule!
Jack: Actually, men rule society, but if it makes you feel better to say so, then why don't you go ahead and print some stickers and t-shirts that say it, and have fun with that.

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rule 8

If it exists tangibly, it can be snorted.

He totally just rule 8'ed a line of cayenne pepper!

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