rule 9004

Not only is this rule over 9000, but the word Glock must be capitalized in any and all sentences. the Glock is a magical thing and should be treated as such.

d00d: hey!
orly: yeah?
d00d: so i watched that uffie music video again..
orly: which one?
d00d: pop the glock.
orly: zomfg.. d00d rule 9004 and dont do it again.

Rule 4

Only 2 guys to a fight

Brad Pitt: Rule 4; Only 2 guys to a fight.

rule 26

If something is a phrase, you can abbreviate it

Chill out man=com
laughing out loud=lol
Dude this fits rule 26 perfectly

Rule 34D

In relationship to it's namesake, rule 34D states that for every song, there is a dubstep remix of said song.

Billy: Know what my favorite song is?
Kevin: Tell me, let's find a dubstep version of it!
Billy: Screw dubstep, it's just noise!
Kevin: There are 54 dubstep remixes of Barny's 'I Love You' song...
Billy: That's so lame, screw Rule 34D...

Rule of wrist

Similar to the rule of thumb. The rule of thumb was that it was legal for men to beat their wives as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb. Some women take offense to the use of this phrase. Rule of wrist is much more appropriate for these nit-picking femanazis.

The rule of wrist here is to measure out an arms length.

Girls rule!

An attempt by the females of a society to assert dominance over males by verbally announcing their superiority without asserting any proof to back up their claim. This is usually said by women in a society where they have been given a taste of equality, yet continue to feel intrinsically inferior. The phrase is used as a morale booster.

Jill: Girls rule!
Jack: Actually, men rule society, but if it makes you feel better to say so, then why don't you go ahead and print some stickers and t-shirts that say it, and have fun with that.

rule 8

If it exists tangibly, it can be snorted.

He totally just rule 8'ed a line of cayenne pepper!