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When a girl uses french fries as an anal dildo then sprinkles her pubes on them and eats them.
Andy- Hey man wanna get some Canadian Salty Fries with me?
Josh- Nah man I'm already full from the last time we had those
Andy- Fuck you man! {PUNCH}
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Perhaps one of finest dishes in chinese cuisine. Available at the world-famous Grand Chau Chow, located in the heart of Chinatown in Boston, MA. I believe the name says it all. Featured dish amongst the chef's recommendations for obvious reasons. Retails for $12.95. Only $11.95 if you don't remind removing the shell yourself.
Waiter: What can I get you guy?
Litwin: Don't call me guy. Could we get an order of sesame chicken, crispy salty shrimp and its close cousin, crispy aromatic shrimp.
Waiter: So you want one sesame chicken, one crispy salty shrimp and one crispy aromatic shrimp:
Litwin: Nah fuck it. Let me just get three crispy salty shrimps.
Weinberg: Could we also get a big bowl of ducksauce? (Shows the imaginary bowl with his two hands)
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When you eat a girl out after another guy has came inside her recently, the last guy's creampie ends up in your mouth
"My girlfriend's pussy tasted weird last night"
"Dude, I totally creampied her before you got home, you had a salty nut roll!"
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Finely aged and fermented sperm: typically found in refrigerators, closets, or more commonly, back allyes in Brooklyn.
Example: Girrllll I just had the best salty cottage cheese last night! I felt like I was wined and dined.
Example: What is this in the fridge? Oh that is just some salty cottage cheese. Nice!
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An expressions used to explain what an odd, weird, and creepy person eats at dinner parties.
Coco was eating that salty meat chicken at the party last night.
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When a male ejaculates on a female's back. Commonly used slang in hassidic Jewish communities.
Tyrone just gave that hoe a salty runback. she'd better get a towel.
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After a man finishes urinating it is customary to give the penis a few good shakes to rid the urethra of residual piss.On occasion,one of the remaining drops of urine can be slung upwards onto the lips or mouth of the unlucky pisser.
Aghhh! I just treated myself to a salty lemon drop!
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