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Before adding the actual tuna or egg to your sandwich, spreading mayo on a piece of bread using that stupid little pastry brush.
Sandwich painting isn't very useful if you want to eat healthy. Duh that's because mayo is too fat for us humans.
When you either have no food in the house or you’re on a low calorie diet and decide to have a cigarette instead of a meal.
The cupboards are bare and I’m too drunk to drive to the store, guess I’ll just have a cigarette sandwich.
Describing someone who is the filling of the sandwich; the person who keeps a friendship or family together or someone who spices something up a little, a bit adventurous
My sister is the cheese of the sandwich
A threesome where one guy ejaculates in a woman's vagina at the exact same time the other one ejaculates in her butt.
"I heard that Jackie had a champagne sandwich last night! That must have been interesting."
Describes when you're on some form of public transportation (bus, train, etc) and you're uncomfortable from the people on your right and left. Used particularly to describe frustration when the people on the right or left can make some more room for you but don't.
A: You look beat!
B: Yeah, I was stuck in a seat sandwich for the full 2 hour train ride here. The idiot on my left had room but he wouldn't budge. I hate public transit!
A sexual act in which a male takes both his hands and vigorously fists a woman (one hand in the pussy, the other in her ass)
Last night, Jeff gave me a fistula sandwich, but he fisted too hard and now my vagina is bleeding.