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shaking like a flatpack wardrobe
(sim). descriptive of the female
equivalent of vinegar strokes.
I knew I had hit the right spot when she was shaking like a flatpack wardrobe
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A syndrome where you shake a lot when meeting or talk to girls , this could cause from trauma after got rejected by girls and this trauma can cause you to become an introvert.
Majority of people who have Shaking infront of girl syndrome will never ever get a girlfriend or wife. -CockLord2222
(this is a joke btw don't take it seriously)
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A term most commonly used amongst the sexually active elderly to describe a gentleman who’s pubic hair has gone white, long and untamed - completely hiding his penis, visually resembling the tail of a lamb. He gives his lady one pump in her front door and one pump in her back door (two shakes) before losing his erection and calling it a night. His lady is less than satisfied, but it’s better than nothing.
“Bernie, are you and Irene coming to bingo?”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”
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When someone says something so ridiculous bringing about disbelief to the extent where people around have no other choice but to shake their head in an aggressive fashion such that the shaking trickles down to the balls.
Goddamn it Chad, I told you not to drink all of the fucking liquor while we're out there hunting on the dance floor...shaking my balls (SMB)
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To be there in a minute. The full version of 'there in two shakes'.
'I'll be there in two shakes of a chimps cock Vera', shouted Mavis before grabbing her coat, rushing to the front door and setting off for a good night at the bingo.
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A synonym for Masturbation.
I can't wait to go home and Shake hands with Bruce Willis.
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i will be down in two shakes of a lambs tail
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