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Fell Short of the Glory

The act of completely wiping out while trying to move quickly or perform a potentially impressive feat of skill.

Todd tried to grind a rail with his skateboard, but totally Fell Short of the Glory and bagged himself.

by Tremain Skies January 11, 2009


Non polite shorts

Shorts but there hardly shorts because they don’t cover the cheeks

Joe- what you wearing

Beatrice- my non polite shorts

Joe- dam! Whole cheeks out

by Hoezlife January 5, 2020


Seminal Short Cake

When a short, robust woman is cream pied

Dude! Last night I turned my girl into a seminal short cake.

by Blossom_Shinagains September 22, 2019


short hair baddie

a baddie with short hair (no blonds)

damn that girl is a short hair baddie

by April 29, 2023


Long Sleeve shorts

Just another word for pants.

Yo are those long sleeve shorts.

by KCCCCEAGULL November 15, 2017


short a couple chromosomes

idiom/adjective phrase: to be mentally deficient in a very noticeable manner.

Etymology:

From the fact that many cases of mental retardation involves having an abnormal number of chromosomes.

Notes:
Funnily enough, means the same thing as "to have a couple extra chromosomes". "To be short a couple chromosomes" is perhaps a more natural way of expressing the idea as it plays to the human intuition that "more is better" and also because it is very easy to imagine how someone without the normal number of chromosomes could turn out retarded; however, "to have a couple extra chromosomes" may actually be more accurate in most cases. The most common genetic cause for mental retardation is Down's syndrome, which actually involves having more chromosomes than the normal person (a third copy of chromosome 21, to be precise).

I asked Zoe why her cousin was such a manchild, and she said, "Oh, he's short a couple chromosomes."

by Choosy Floozy November 24, 2019


Big Boy Shorts

A piece of clothing often worn by kids who beat up infants with boxing gloves in the playground. It is a sign of raw strength and power to all preteens or tweens.

Jerry McFuckface: Hey, here comes Walter with his Big Boy Shorts!
Gary Pussington: Shit, we better skrrt, homie!

by BadNightmarez November 9, 2018