shot in the ass

A device, implement, etc. stops working all together and needs to be replaced.

"Hey!, whats wrong with your DVD player?"

"Oh, that fucking thing is shot in the ass."

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Oh shot!

A variation of 'oh snap.' Can be used in any context such as surprise, insult, and disappointment.

Also can be used as a variation of 'oh shit' or 'oh shoot.'

"Oh shot, I forgot my lunch!"

"Did you see the new girl? She's fugly."
"Oh shot! I can't believe you said that!"

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pot-shot

3. In a hockey fight, a player throws a punch after the ref has already stepped in.

Rick Jeanneret spewing forth: "McCreary (the ref) has stepped in, but Carsillo just took a pot-shot at Myers."

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rocket shot

small 1.8 ounce energy drink. Friggin' taste like Shizznit! But will f@$# u up! It's like every drug and energy drink Multiplied by 12, and put into 1 little bottle. I love it! :)

I just drank a rocket shot. Now I"m gonna rip reality apart!!!!!!!

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Jelly Shot

Noun.

When you pull out during intercourse and cum onto a girl's (or guy's) stomach, resulting in their belly button filling up with sweet jizzum. That jizz can then be sucked out and enjoyed like a body shot.

Jizz + Belly = Jelly Shot

(during sex)

Ali: So where do you want to blow your load?

Babe: Right in your belly button, so I can make your mom come and take a Jelly Shot.

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Mustard Shot

A fart when one's ass-crack is caked with mustard, preferably spicy brown. Similar to the musket shot, yet no smokey cloud is produced. Only clumps of fine mustard.

Patrick was marinating in his own scent when he bent over and plopped out a spicy brown mustard shot on Charboneau's chest.

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michigan shot

one of the most amazing shots in the game of hockey. where the handler is behind the net, scoops up the puck with his/her stick and swings it into the goal right past the goalies head.

Dude1: Yo man, i just pulled of the Michigan Shot.
Dude2: Shut up you tweed, no you didn't, your paralyzed from the waist down.

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