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When somebody takes a shit in a toilet and after they flush, streaks are left down the inside of the bowl that look similar to the streaks left in mud next to a pond that turtles slide into.
"Dude, what the hell did you eat? A whole pound of cheese?"
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."
When you grab your jimmy and slip her panties to the side and slide it in. Duhh
Do you want know my friend “Jimmy Slip Slide?”
To change multiple lanes at once and cause problems in the process.
also known as: lane sliding.
Person 1: Do you see that car ahead?
Person 2: Yeah, I can't believe he is trying to lane slide.
Person 1: OMG, he just forced that car to brake causing a car to hit them!
Person 2: Lane sliding should be prohibited..
When you lay your partner on his/hers stomach as they take a diarrhea shit, then you run your generals in between their cheeks causing the Tennessee mud slide before penetrating
Me:Bro after Taco Bell me and my girl had a wild night after we kept doing the Tennessee Mud Slide.
Friend:Dude you’re fucking gross..
The action performed by somebody who has to perform an acrobatics check to catch penis in their mouths.
Ouch the Orc was caught off guard by the sliding quickie performed by his sex slave. He came immediately. It was lethal.
After you find out your significant other has been cheating on you you go to thier house. Once they fall asleep you ejaculate on thier face without waking them up and leave immediately.
Dude I just gave Lindsey a vanilla slide!
After you find out your significant other has been cheating on you you go to thier house. Once they fall asleep you ejaculate on thier face without waking them up and leave immediately.
Dude I just gave Lindsey a vanilla slide!