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After yellping you will stick your nose in her vagina then eat up the meat products!
you know how we do
So LO!!!!!
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Having two cotton swabs shoved down the urethra.
Zach: Dude, you look like you're in pain. What happened?
Carter: ...I can't say.
Zach: Say it.
Carter: ...She gave me the Chris Special while I was on the phone with my therapist.
Zach: What a babe.
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When a girl takes over 50 cumshots in one fantastic sexual experience. Thanks to the performance of the Latvian goalie vs. Canada at the 2014 Sochi Olympics.
That girl is a total champ. She achieved the Latvian Special over the weekend after the football game.
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Wanna get somethin to go with these 40s?
yea lets get that project special
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When you receive a large fist-fucking covered in Mountain Dew and Doritos crumbs.
Timmy, if you fall asleep we're gonna give you a crisp Gamers' Special.
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To orally rape a human being that is currently stuck in a zip-tied sleeping bag that is sharing a tent with you.
C: Hey dude guess what I did last night camping with my friend Oliver Anoose?
R: What did you do?
C: I took off his pants when he was sleeping then I zip tied his sleeping bag. Next I whipped out my COCK and shook him. As he was yawning because I woke him up, I inserted my penis into his mouth.
R: Haha yeah bro, THE GNARDOG SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When you pay your cousin $200 to have sex with you, and end up having her hand up your asshole aka. four finger combo
"hey Jack, what did you do this weekend?"
"Oh I got The Fisher special from Hannah"
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