A warm tortilla, slightly mushy, filled with meat, cheese, and shit. It is placed in a bag and masked with "taco odors" to confuse any possible consumer of such disgusting smegma and turtle shit in a bag. Often sold at schools, because no one else in their right mind would actually buy this shit. Possible uses: fertilizer, laxitive, or a blunt weapon.
I took a bite of this taco in a bag, it tastes like shit. Want it?
Okay...it smells alright...OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!! THIS IS DISGUSTING! Aww, sick, flowers are growing in my mouth.
an older womans vagina(80 years or older) usually dripping an odd smelling substance.
jay and deans mom has a rusty taco
Without this place, us drunks would starve to death at 2 AM in the morning.
After drinking a whole case of beer I decided to curve my hunger at Taco Bell
The place where Rummy and Dick Cheney shoulda looked for Weapons of Ass Destruction.
Oh my God, I just ate a grilled STUFT burrito, now I'm pissing liquid uranium out my asshole and melting the porcelain of my toilet. HELP!
A sexual maneuver in which a live gremlin is stretched around the man's penis, as a condom, and then plunged into the depths of another man's butt.
Buford gave me a gremlin taco to remember.
Everyday at lunch me and mike head out to taco bizzle fo shizzle.
A term to describe a tight pussy that may smell like fish.
Or a sloppy hard-shelled vagine
Wow, that's at a nasty clam taco she's got!