Crap Cakes

Usually said as an exclamation, crap cakes is an expression used when one is in for an ass kicking.

Bully: I'll Kill you.

Nerd: OH CRAP CAKES!

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Cake Stand

Usually performed on one's birthday, the act of lifting the cake recipient's legs in the air so that they may willingly immerse their entire face into a well-frosted cake. Derived from keg stand

The partygoers were moved to a frenzy after Mrs. Wilson lost her contacts while performing a cake stand.

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bustin' cake

Taking a piss in a urinal that has that pink cake deodorizer caged up in the bottom. You must exert maximum force so as to drill into the cake flaking off as much as possible during the piss session.

It is normal to have a goal in mind such as: I'm going to be first to bust through the cake, or I'm going to make pink lemonade.

Also known as "going to bust cake", "waging war on the cake", and "making the cake pay", and "ruining the birfday cake".

I'm looking forward to bustin' cake, my bladder is so full its making me scule.

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Jaffa cake

a term used by Irish people to describe loyalists, as they are black and tan on the outside and orange in the middle.

John: he's a Jaffa cake.

Mary: look at that Jaffa bastard!

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Cake Mouth

Someone whos mouth gives away the fact they love cake just by looking at it. Never trust someone with cake mouth they will stab you in the back for a slice of Victora Sponge .

Roger you have a serious case of cake mouth

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cake boy

a male that is often confused for being gay but is really straight

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Turd Cake

A cake whitch is infact made out of turds, a favoured food of turd munchers.

Britney Spears: "mmmmm.... that turd cake sure was nutty Lindsay"

Lindsay Lohan: "Just the way I like it Britney"

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