stupid lies, rumors, gossip and made up stories that wusses and bullies tell themselves (and sometimes to others) in order to feel macho, 'informed' and powerful when in fact they are nothing but juvenile ignoramuses who go through life using 'big name' labels for other (different) people who have no idea what those words even mean. Shit stories are so ridiculous that nobody with any sense would believe them but these churlish idiots tell these things to themselves because they know they are losers.
1. Tom always shoots his mouth off in the locker room badmouthing football teams and rock groups that he knows nothing about. He always goes around telling shit stories about himself and he loves to put everyone else down. Everybody else in school is either a 'faggot', a 'nerd' or if it's a girl she's a 'bitch'. He's just a juvenile imbecile that nobody likes.
2. Donnie Douchebag Trump always talks shit stories about how women just love him, America loves him and now he says he's the 'chosen one'. He knows he's a jerk and in reality he cozies up to dictators and he loves to get his ass spanked by a ho.
Nick Story is a big block driver and f*ck big blocks
“Yo your driving big blocks like Nick Story”
“Yeah man”
A private story to post your body, not always nudes but body positivity.
Fez: I’m gonna make a fed story on snap
Aust: put me in it! Your body is goals
When you stunting on the streets because you still living in your momma house
You know he buying bottles at the club because he living that third story life
“I danced with so many women last night,” said Ben.
Ryan replies, “sounds like a Sean story.”
“Last weekend I went to Tahoe and was playing Craps for like 3 hours. I just kept winning and won like $2,000!” Robbie exclaimed.
“That sounds like a Sean story,” Amber replied.
That sounds like a Sean story.
Your Girlfriend tell a story while performing fellatio on you.
I asked rebecca if she woukd be able to preform story-wood while I watched.
"STORYING":
1. Offering canoe,
2. Sitting in canoe,
3. Going around in circles, in canoe.
Are you STORYING me, where getting nowhere in this storytelling of lies....