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What you tattoo on your own back so people know not to mess with you. WARNING: Could be mistaken for a butt with a wig playing the oboe.
Person 1: That's a lion with a baseball bat
Person 2: Kinda looks like a butt with a wig playing the oboe.
To persuade some one to do something or/to aim to do something.
Friend1: Ayo that girl is leng I wonna go chat to her. Friend2: bro you should “bat it” and see what she if she wants you
Sometimes things mean nothing, no need to get so excited or “sit on the edge of your seat”
Sometimes things mean nothing, no need to get so excited.
Friend 1: Oh I thought you meant something by that. I was confused. I was sitting on the edge of my seat to find out what you meant.
Friend 2: “Well the bats aren’t on the edge of their cave.”
Dont get so excited.
Similar to a a doom cookie whereas as doom cookie has become an emo phrase, bat cookie shows that it is referring to a goth.
OMG she is SUCH a bat cookie
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Someone who deeply believes they're Bat-Man.
''Bro I'm literally Bat-Man.''
The ratio of the of girls you’ve been you don’t regret and the total amount you’ve slept with. The regret can be because the sex was trash or because the person was flat out unattractive.
My batting average is .8 right now. I’ve been 4/5 so far. The only L I’ve taken is the last one. That shit was trash!
An inside joke used by the Jackbox Games fandom to refer to a moment in YDKJ volume 4 where Guy proclaims that batting averages and Tony Guin make him ejaculate.
Jackbox fandom member: “Batting averages.”
*The entire fandom explodes*