Bi Assumption

the assumption that everyone is bisexual until they indicate otherwise - as opposed to assuming everyone is hetero .

“ I’m going on a date tonight - should probably let them know I’m bi since that could be a deal breaker .”

“ Do you actually have to say anything ?”

“ Don’t you think ?”

“ No - I have bi assumption . I just assume everyone is bi . If it’s a deal breaker they will ask . ”

Guy bi

when everything else completely fails to work and no more can be added you must bring this out.

Then:stfu u gay
Me:ur mom gay
Them:ur dad lesbian

Me:ur granny tranny
Them:ur pappy trappy

*me sweating*
Me:ur guy bi
The entire world becomes an airport for a landing station of all the planets as earth enters a dark zone and every single planet known to man starts hurdling toward it as Big Ben explodes and as the world starts to crumble letting out all the demons who were hidden beneath the rocks.

Bi-sauceual

A person that cannot decide between ranch or blue cheese for dipping sauce, so they choose both.

Ashley: "Hey, what type of sauce should I get for your wings? Ranch or blue cheese?"
Patty: "I'll take both."
Ashley: "You can't have it both ways, you're a bi-sauceual."

Ari is bi

Ari is so bi she is always flirting with girls like charis,Tiyonnah and trinity she is bi

Omg ari is bi

Bi-Moler

When a woman finds her mole a beauty mark one day and a nasty mole the next day.

"One day she thinks its a beauty mark, the next day it looks like a wart....she's so Bi-Moler"

contact bi

A heterosexual who becomes spontaneously attracted to members of the same sex after shaking hands with a sexy gay guy.

Also, the phenomenon in which this occurs.

"Hey, want to go camping next week?"

"Can't dude, still coming down from that contact bi I got at the gym last month."

Bi-ing

When a straight person wants to be Bisexual for a certain amount of time, whether that be for a couple of minutes, hours, or a night.

at a Bar

P1: I’m Bi-ing

P2: oooh~ what are you buying?
P1: No bro, Bi-ing. As is being Bisexual but just for tonight. I wanna get some dick, but I don’t wanna be full gay.
P2: Sure thing bro, go get The D