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When someone in a typhoon mommy land of Garchomp abuses a poor Pokémon
Tem Roket use Z-Move-Anime-Blast on little boy to get poké-chew! UWU Meowf get Pokéchew! Oh no Meowf oof. Ahahak a bware new bast
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bunch of guys (mainly mexican) bust their cream on a single girl!
"I was telling andrew that me and the guys gave this chick a mexican fiesta blast!"
"I was hoppin' fences escaping queers, until they caught me and gave me a mexican fiesta blast!"
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When Jim has a boner hits nuts blasts while eating testicles
When Jim was watching cornhub he squirted a Jim boner testicle nut blast...
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Doing retarded shit. Also used to reefer to the unit first Battalion second aviation regiment.
We keep doing the same shit over and over. Hooah half ass full blast
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Were you play loud music at 100% volume on headphones while your parent is doing chores around the house and try to cum before someone walks in
Hey bro i did a “how fast can you blast” on my dad and i lost
The most random thing you could ever possibly say when nobody has been talking for a long time (applies to any context).
no one:
literally nobody:
the prof during the middle of an exam: so anyway i started blasting
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Discord group chat:
User 1: "But man, that was so funny"
User 2: "Hahahahaha, yeah"
*no talking for 3 minutes*
User 2: "so anyway i started blasting"
Gold Fish that have been enhanced with extra cheddar cheese.
Flavor Blasted Xtra Cheddar Goldfish are the best type of Goldfish