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Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
a person who is overly attached to you as if you were a boyfriend who didn't care about them
"she acts so annoying like I'm an absent boyfriend"
You get to twerk on your boy friends or girlfriend in march 11
Trows it back
Ayyyye
It’s twerk on your girlfriend or boyfriend day
Ibe, the abstract photographer/juggler/mysterious human being/handsome/strong/lowkey super intelligent/2nd best darts player in Photo 1 class/millionaire/philantropist/entrepreneur/D1 baller/Daniel's Caesar's former producer/lil' car collection/funny guy/good with kids
I saw Erykah's Badu and Erykah Badu's Boyfriend on a romantic-ass date they look so good for each other, what a power couple
Someone who is already in a relationship, like yourself, that you deeply care for and have a loving attachment to. The feelings are mutual between you two, so you make it unofficially official. You don’t want to share this person with anyone other than their significant other. You’re in a relationship with each other on the side.
When you have more than one boyfriend
“Monday’s are for second boyfriends”
An almond boyfriend is a gymbro that has taken their protein intake and calorie count a little too far. They don't eat any flavourful food and all of their 'snacks' have added protein. This behaviour often affects their friends and partners, as going out for a meal or to the pub is as difficult as going out with a vegan. They are allergic to fun, won't eat any pasta, ice-cream, sweets and often, alcohol.
You can find snacks in their house such as: protein yoghurt, dried mango, psyllium husk powder, lentil crisps, nuts, lion's mane, skinny milk, cottage cheese, protein powder, graze oat bars, skyr, protein bars, overnight oats, protein cereal.
A typical Almond Boyfriend meal would consist of rice, boiled broccoli and no spice flesh colour chicken breast. No flavour must be tasted in the food.
Some people are gluten free. Almond Boyfriends are fun free.
Ben doesn't like fizzy drinks, he's an Almond Boyfriend.
I watch a movie with my Almond Boyfriend – he didn't have any popcorn so we ate dried apricots.
Jack doesn't cook with any spice, I think he's an Almond Boyfriend.
Eli is a very beautiful specimen and is incredibly caring, kind, funny, silly goofy mood, and beautiful. Did I mention they're beautiful? Probably not, they're really beautiful omg **dies**. Nobody hates on Eli they're just that cool.
1: Look it's that super cool and cute guy from yesterday.
2: He really is such an Eli (the best boyfriend)