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boy: whats goood?
Girl: i punded a pinot grigio, while recieving cunnilingus.
BOY: you a lady bro
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Shoes that all the fratty dudes wear, new balance 990s.
Random person: why the hell is that guy wearing dad shoes?
Other person: you mean those bro cruisers.
Random person: is that what they are?
*Frat Bro heard in the distance* "dude those are siiiiiiick brah"
Bro-tension is a social phenomenon that occurs when two bros interact, but one or both are mad or bitter about the past (usually about another bro), resulting in passive-aggressive behavior. While hugging it out could relieve the bro-tension, it usually never happens.
"Dude, whats going on between Dwight and Antonio? They don't really talk to each other anymore."
"I dunno, man. They've been fighting about which one of them is Kevin's true best friend."
"Ahh, its that bro-tension."
The type of guy a woman dates during her directionless phase and not caring whether or not he is a fully functioning adult with aspirations beyond being a basic fuckboy. More likely than not she is dating him till it gets boring and her ambitions will carry her elsewhere while he tries to recapture the glory of his adolescence but with no actual plan beyond where to "get lit." This is the guy that if a woman's period is late while dating him, she will legitimately panic because the thought of keeping him is absolutely opposite to the concept of a healthy relationship or for that matter a partnership in co-parenting.
Friends don't let friends get knocked up by a starter bro.
a heavy coat or jacket, usually by a reputable skiing or snowboarding brand, which is worn indoors in a building that is clearly of a warm enough temperature, for the sole purpose of letting people know you are a bro.
guy 1: its like 70 degrees in here, why is he wearing his jacket?
guy 2: hes just showing of his bro coat with his bro friends, bro
guy 1: what a bro.
A term used to describe a straight man, often white, who has done the work to deconstruct toxic masculinity, but is still a bro. Their social environment consists of queer women, gay man, and other soft bros.
Visually soft bros appear identical to regular bros and can often be found wearing a Patagonia jacket, short, and a cap. Unlike regular bros, they are well read, aren't assholes, and understand their privilege in society.
Just like regular bros, soft bros can be found in taverns and dive bars, drinking beers all- day -long, imbibing bottomless mimosas during brunch, and enjoying cocktails before dinner on a weeknight. Though, they will take pains to remind you non-alcoholic options are totally cool too.
"Last night Martin and I went to watch a documentary about LGBTQIA immigration policies in the US and then we hit the bar and had like at least 15 beers. He's such a soft bro! He even let me borrow his Patagonia jacket cause it was SO chilly out! He only said two problematic things all evening."
Origin: Nolan Shaffer
Definition: A non homosexual act of oral sex between two straight bros.
“Hey Lincoln, my girlfriend is still in Iraq, could you be a real bro and give me a bro-job?”
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