lady bro

doin bro things like a lady.

boy: whats goood?
Girl: i punded a pinot grigio, while recieving cunnilingus.
BOY: you a lady bro

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Bro Talk

It's like pillow talk, but for the bros

Bro 1: "Ay bro, take off them socks and lemme see those toes"
Bro 2: "Anything for you, bro"

Bro Talk being used in action

It's over for bro

A trend made by the fantasies of attractiveness called Looksmaxxing. When one looks ugly and looks like there is no way to fix it. People usually tell the person its over for them, saying to them that it is impossible for them to fix their looks.

Commenter: "Negative Canthal tilt, Prey eyes, it's over for bro"

Libertarian Bros

When two straight white males meet up at a Planet Fitness and drop dumbbells on the floor, triggering libtards and the lunk alarm. Often heard reciting Fountain head and dropping soap in the locker room.

Ryan : I’m canceling my membership.

Clint : Why?

Ryan : I no longer feel safe engaging in “locker room talk” ever since these Libertarian Bros showed up.

bro well

A reservoir of beer from which bros drink. Usually a keg or large bucket filled with beer.

Dude, the bro well's drying up, we need a refill!

go bro

When considering job, salary, or equity related things, women should "go bro", meaning they should consider what the most over-confident, potentially qualified (but oftentimes not), bro would do or ask for and just do that.

Bradley: "Congrats on the new role! You gonna ask for more salary / equity?"
Allie: "To be fair, it's a lateral-ish move at the same level but without people management, so it makes sense that I'd make the same."
Bradley: "Bah humbug! Go bro and ask for more."
Allie: "I know what the salary band is for this role, and I'm not going to get over band."
Bradley: "(mansplaining) Bros don't care about bands; they define the bands. Just go bro and ask for 15% more of each."

no homo bro

Someone says this when they ain't homo

"Kiss him dude"-kevin "no homo bro"-mike