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a shit that makes your weapons worse, also called little tgerd.
Guy 1: Oh shit!
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: The goblin tinkerer made my legendary zenith broken!
A person who, as a job or fascination, does extensive research on a particular subject. Usually correcting any factual errors in what another person says.
He was a research goblin for the news channel.
A person that smokes a large amount of weed, particularly from dirty, smelly, very well used bongs.
my mate corey is honestly the biggest fuckin' bong goblin
A bong goblin is a young lady who is a permanent fixture of the student house party scene.
Can be found congregating in a smoky corner in the darkest recess of the party, getting wasted on any homemade weed delivery mechanism such as a bong. A bong goblin generally passes out due to copious inhalation of said weed.
The bong goblin is also generally a candidate for a good ol' tee-bagging and the occasional spooge incident.
In summary, a crack whore in training
Kev - Did you see Sophie at the party last night? She was wasted man
Chris - She is nothing but a Bong Goblin
Kev - I hear that
(noun) A mythical goblin that steals the content(s) of your shopping cart during online checkout, leaving you empty handed.
I was trying to buy a low print run comic book, but the cart goblin beat to me.
A goblin that steals your pennies if you drop them.
Goddamn penny goblin done stole ma penny!
A "Salt Goblin" is another word for a bogey.
A: oof, that was a hell of a sneeze!
B: yes, it sent all the Salt Goblins falling out of your nose, careful so they don't hide in your mouth.
A: ew, a mighty sneeze indeed..