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An act of masturbation while playing a saxophone. Rahsaan Roland Kirk, famous for playing two and three saxophones simultaneously, had the keys modified on one of them so that he could play all the notes on one while also fingering the other.
On Raphael Pannier's new record, Chad Lefkowitz-Brown plays like he's having a Rahsaan Roland Jerk. I bet he got his keys modded so that he could finger two horns at once!
(Noun) A hypothetical person that you see as irrelevant who is bothering you in some way. Comes from the older version of the word "jerk", meaning an obnoxious person, but turned into a name.
Use similarly to "John Doe".
"Yo, why are you leaving 10 minutes before closing?"
"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."
A guy that always tries to get your attention from afar. Creepy. Brave enough to send nasty messages but in real life hides at a distance. Always lurking...always jerking off. Leaves gifts...messages...talks about u to others...but hides from your gaze.
I got a lurk'n'jerk after me lately.
That lurk 'n' jerk is still appearing from time to time.
After finishing nonutnovember and glancing at the picture of Jesus being crucified you immediately cream your jimmies. Such an event happens ounce every blue moon and is usually followed by an isis beheading.
Damn bro I had a jesus jerk off last night I was cleaning it up for hours.
when someone engages you or a group in conversation that consists of them telling you repeatedly on how to do your job, what a great job that you are doing or they heap unnecessary/over exaggerated praise all the while maintaining a air of superiority over you or the group they are addressing.
as we labored in the hot afternoon sun, Dean stood a few hundred meters away on a small knoll.
His arms across his chest he surveyed us as we worked, watching each man doing his assigned task under the watchful eye of the owner.
The air of self importance permeated from Dean, he was after all...all that and a bag of chips
With little thought to our schedule Dean stopped us from our respective duty's to have a meeting.
During the course of this meeting we were informed that indeed we were doing our jobs correctly, that together we can get this done and how appreciative he was of all our hard work and talked of spending time on his speed boat with some of us if we could just work a little harder to ensure we were done by weeks end.
Ah the proverbial carrot had been dangled, time on the weekend with the boss on his boat....
Alas all I could say after Dean left was "well boys, that was your verbal circle jerk for the day, I guess if we work any harder then we have we get to hang out with that douchbag on the weekend..any takers?"
We went back to work and took it down a notch after that, after all is was a hot summers day.
that moment after you climax where you realize that what you are doing is nasty and what you were watching was nasty also
after cumming i saw a mother and son fucking and felt jerk off guilt
Just Jerk July is a challange for the boys, where you have to jerk of before you use the toilet in any way!
rules:
-if you use the toilet for anything at all, no matter what it is, you have to jerk of!
-you only have one chance, if you forget, or just don't jerk of, Your out!
FOLLOW THE RULES OF JUST JERK JULY!
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